Goats 'Born in the USA'
marks daze - author: Mark
I have some pretty 'hot' information this week, so hold on....

I can confirm that the US Army Intelligence's Major General Stubblejock III has pioneered 'goat psychic powers.......Full story...
Next please!
marks daze - author: Mark
After the lively debate that followed my forray into discussing 'what's so great about Britain?'. I thought I'd ask....

What's so great about America?

Discuss....
Your rights and food
marks daze - author: Mark
We are living in a society of more rules and regulations than ever before and it's never been so more apparent than this week....

I've heard that Scotland has banned sneezing in restaurants and public places after two complaints.......Full story...
Lets Imagine....
marks daze - author: Mark
Let's imagine....

The word SORRY stopped wars, famine, hate and crime. Its so easy to say sorry but some people don't know how to say it. As if years of evolution have eroded the gene responsible for the word sorry. Go on you try it. Say sorry to your self for being a p**k at your last family wedding or funeral - see bloody hard isn't it? Someone is holding the word sorry to ransom and stockpiling them in cardboard boxes.........Full story...
Country = mad?
marks daze - author: Mark
Has this country gone mad or is it me?

I wake up do the same routine; put the kettle on, get the kids ready for school, wave goodbye, have my breakfast, watch TV for 5 or 10 minutes.

That's where it all goes wrong....Full story...
What's so great about Britain?
marks daze - author: Mark
Mark D's new 'get it out of your system column.'

What's so great about Britain? Nothing, that's what........Full story...

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