Ex Big Brother contestant, pundit John McCririck is set to branch out and capitalize on his new found success. His appearance money has bought him a new agent (The well regarded Mike Baldwin) and an opportunity to book him for yourself and maybe have him join you at your party or dinner function.

The cost of his appearance, if booked, has been quoted as £50 per minute. He practically guarantees to verbally abuse all at any gathering (Baldwin is touting John as the 'perfect antidote to any family gathering')

'The public can't get enough of John, spending thousands on him already. Cold in the North', explained Michael Fish during and recent interview. 'He's amazing, I booked him for an autograph and he went on for ten minutes. A huge torrent of abuse aimed at me and my four year old son', one happy customer reported.

In an exclusive interview with Maximumlies John revealed 'I can do this all day. It's natural. You b*stard! Where's my f*cking cola.'

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