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 Richard Curtis's new book 'how many ways can you skin an egg' arrives in shops today. Curtis, in a recent interview proclaimed, 'This is political intrigue to rival Clancy. A hard hitting thriller that breaks with tradition entirely, it will have you quaking in your boots. It an immersive read, a masterpiece of modern literature'
When pressed for a brief outline of the story Curtis shouted, 'This isn't fair, read the book, don't ask me anything else.'
But, after he'd pulled himself together Curtis, reluctantly, outlined the books plot, 'Well it starts with a single man. A single parent, with floppy hair. He has a cute son from a previous marriage. There's this American girl, who he meets. They initially hate each other, but by the end it all works out. Oh, and there's a gay man in it who dies to add a bit of emotional content'.
Oh dear, Richard, that's so sad.
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