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In a shock announcement ITV has unveiled plans to put Jeffrey Archer at the helm of it's Saturday night schedules by making him the new host of Blind Date.


Jeffrey, famous for committing crimes whilst in Government, is reported to be excited by the prospect of hosting the show, but fuming that he won't get to be a contestant himself.

'I've always wanted to go on Blind Date, a lifelong ambition in fact. My inspiration for Kane and Abel came from an early episode of Blind Date. A young man from Cambridge named Kane, picked a beauty from Bolton named Abel, it was simply sensational TV. I've always wanted a piece of the action since that day.'


ITV insiders have indicated that in an additional twist to the programme the contestants will, at last live up to the original idea behind the show, and be completely blind.

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