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Entertainment
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Written by Nick C
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Prepare yourselves this Christmas as Mick Flatley, of 'Riverdance' and 'Lord of the Dance' fame, presents a new production called 'King of the Bagpipes'.
'I'm just not doing any of that stupid dancing anymore',said Michael. 'The Bagpipes have always been in my dreams and I intend to bring that dream to reality.'
The show is intended to be shown live on Christmas day is in place of the Queens speech. From his underground base on a remote island in the Pacific Ocean, Michael will transmit the show on every channel around the World.
'I demand an audience for my Bagpipes. Everyone will want to blow my bagpipes and I will rule the World, Ha Ha . .'
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