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Job Title - Ewok Trainer : Little furry people administrator
Salary/Benefits/Location: 2 crotons per 'cheeky' attempted / company fast-bike / Bolton-Endor
Job Description;
BOLTON: Can it happen?
Patient Ewok trainer required for daily administration of Ewok people and surrounding area.
Key Skills;
(E) Essential (P) Preferred
Log rolling (E)
Applicant must be able to build log piles sufficient for Ewok 'battle log-roll' move.
Tractor Beam Room Key (E)
Must be in possession of latest room key and accompanying door opening technique.
Ewok languange skills (P)
Fluency in 'Wok' not essential but preferred.
Licensed sharp stick (E)
knowledge of both Ewok 'prod' and Ewok 'spin and prod' an advantage.
Fur cleaning glove (P)
The ability to on-the-fly 'fur clean' is greatly enhanced with the SITH cleaning glove - if you have one, you willhave an advantage!
Salary (2 crotons per cheeky attempted/re-induced into head band)
Location: Endor (Forest area, although moon location also available)
Transport: brown fast bike - tree avoidance system fitted.
Consideration of 'Force Breath' available for successful applicant.
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