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Job Title - Death Star Counter-Administrator

Salary/Benefits/Location: 1 croton per sectar invoked / company Tie-Fighter / Salford-Tatooine

Job Description;

SALFORD: A new hope

Powerful Jedi required for day to day running of a new Salford Death Star

Key skills;

(E) Essential (P) Preferred

Death Star plans (E)

must have detailed knowledge of Death Star and inner rubbish section.

Tractor Beam (E)

full working awareness of tractor beam 1.4 and accompanying beams.

Knowledge of Imperial Codes (P)

are there any monkeys that have died to make this possible?

Licensed light Sabre (E)

essential for on-going dispute with the dark side

X-Wing configuration (P)

over and above standard y wing, your knowledge extends to 4 winged multi fast shooting ships with proton potential.

Manual overriding automatic system ability (P)

ability to press button that overrides automatic configuration system with intent to decommission above mentioned star of death.

Salary (1 croton per sectar invoked/induced into being)

Location: Tatooine (just off the main stretch in full view of death star)

Transport: fast ship, the decade owl preferred but not essential. Millennium Falcon or equivalent provided.

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