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Written by Mark D
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Improve your career prospects - become an Elite Sanitising Environmental Excrement Remover(ESEER) for your local city council. You can work in a positive thinking, happy-go-lucky team and as Blackburn Council Leader described 'work with highly experienced low lifes'.
Use technology sitting on the cutting edge of reality - an automated vacuum scooper so powerful it can (slightly) warp time.
Training prospects are incredible - opportunities to work for the UN overseas occur with regularity. Try the well regarded 'Third World Cuisine' and remove poverty with your amazing new skills! Global warming will end and world debt will be a thing of the past.
To apply send your CV and £1000 (cash) to;
Amy Flabber
Clean-the-World Ltd
Sleepshire
Belgium
We'll send you our patented vacuum-scoop which will pratically guarantee you success at future ESEER job interviews. Good luck!
(4 AA batteries - not included)
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