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Mark's Daze
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Written by Mark D
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 Health Officials, in consultation with a number of prominent African 'witch doctors', have announced that a growing number of patients have succumbed to unusual accidents whilst 'self grooming'.
A variety of grooming instruments (including gardening tools, lawn mowers and electric razors) are reported to have been abused in a disorder which has now been labelled 'compulsive self grooming disorder'.
Science has found a tentative link to this disorder through the consumption of cheese. 'Which Cheese' magazine went on record last week with, 'we have known there has been a problem for a while. But, we must make it clear that the only evidence we have found has been with something we don't cover in this magazine - blue cheese.'
The case continues.
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Mark's Daze 
