Government officials are worried about the lost art of communication. Since the introduction of the mobile phone text messaging has replaced most parts of human communication.

'There has been noticable loss in body language, expression and winking', said one official, 'mankind is left to just grunt and as a result there a more lawsuits, it's as simple as that.'

Maximumlies have researched the subject and can reveal Druids first initiated text messaging, centuries ago, pretending it was a way of 'reading peoples minds'.

However Maximumlies can exclusively reveal that the radiation emitted from modern mobiles is increasing the size of our brains to an extent where we will be able to easily read other peoples minds very soon.

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