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Written by Mark D   

Prominent scottish medium William Bush has announced, 'Camilla Parker-Bowles will come to a sticky end in a horse box 12 months from now....this solstice I had a dream that this was so.'


This has caused considerable concern within the Royal family primarily because Camilla has just ordered a brand new horse box and, strangley, had been told she would have to wait 11 months for delivery.

London Metropolitan Police however are not taking the matter seriously. 'Mr Bush is well known to the police. He tried to tell us about 9/11 on 9/10 but it was just a coincidence. He's a crackpot.'


So why a horse box you may ask? Bush goes into detail with, 'Camilla is a horse-carer. Her sick horse that day shall be her undoing. On a level crossing is where the problem will be. So, this is my dream and my dreams always come true.'

 


William Bush will be at a book signing in Nottingham this coming Tuesday. His new book 'I am the truth' is apparently full of predictions like this.

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