In the House of Commons today, the newly formed 'purification committee' have been debating potential candidates to satisfy next years proposed 'Bad Word Act'. An initial list drawn up includes such highly sensitive words such as wart, arse, small, honest, nerd and shabba.

Because of the media attention Ken Livingstone attracted last week, after accidently calling a reporter 'honest', the new Act has been given the green light for this years Parliamentry session.

The act looks to remove over 1,000 words from the English language forever, most of which Maxmumlies could not print or even spell.

Lord David Batunah's outburst at last years Brit awards focused the Law Lords attention on word misuse and has lead to the act we see today. He said, 'Offensive overtones to any minor arse are subjuntive to arse prolifercation, subcutaneous within a time line loop. Entropy light arse. Xenophobia yourself from life! You'll be in court before your hearing aid runs out!'