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Mark's Daze
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Written by Mark D
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Scientists on a Thomson holiday cruise ship, which stopped off at a remote part of Peru, got themselves invited to a local tribal dinner. At the meal the scientists were intrigued by the size of the tribal chiefs member and also his apparent lack off limbs.
On investigation, a secret mix of jelly fish and salad, washed down with alligator wee-wee is the secret of this tribes manhood achievements. However, the poison from the jelly fish swells body parts to such an extent they sometimes explode
The only problem is collecting the ingredients, hence the lack of limbs within the observed tribe. 'The jellyfish is easy, they're everywhere. But the alligators a bit more tricky. I believe the only way is to get the alligator drunk and show it stimulating pictures of other alligators' said one scientist.
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Mark's Daze 
