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Doooooo Wop, Fashion! PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Nick C   

Hey, all you crazy followers of fashion, check this! Have you seen the latest in radical 21st century science fiction coats or what? They’re functional, classy, cutting edge, dynamic with cryogenic compatibility. Keeping warm in the winter has never been so. . . bodacious!


This season is all about embellishment, don’t you know! Gray is the new pink, red is the new black and pale crimson is the new Manchester City away strip. The knee high socks just scream 1987!

The seasons must have accessory is a crotch-less donkey jacket. Get down and funky to your local Harrods and pay over the odds for the latest trends and hideous fashion accessories.

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Truth Creation - The Truth! PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Nick C   

Maximumlies spills the beans on the truth creation process.

Have you ever wondered how excellent News web sites, such as Maximum Lies, come by their incredible exclusive truth exclusives? Well, it's dead easy. The following is a typical day in the life of the Maximum Lies Journalist.

6am - Quick breakfast - this will consist of deep fried frog spawn, with lashings of cold hairspray. Mmmmmm delicious.!

7.30am - After a long bath in boiling Goats milk, a couple of glasses of champer's, all the journalist's get together to discuss the day's agenda over a croissant or 2.

12.00pm – Dinnertime, and a trip to one of the more exclusive restaurants in the country. A Maximum Lies favorite is Lobster furmidor followed by an equally extravagant desert.

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The Adaption PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Pete G   

The Boys with the big guns are after me- 'The Adaption'.


An Adaption of Sir Alex Fergusons Sci-Fi Crime novel 'The Adpation Files' . . . in shops now!

 


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