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Miscellaneous
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Written by Nick C
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Maximumlies spills the beans on the truth creation process.
Have you ever wondered how excellent News web sites, such as Maximum Lies, come by their incredible exclusive truth exclusives? Well, it's dead easy. The following is a typical day in the life of the Maximum Lies Journalist.
 6am - Quick breakfast - this will consist of deep fried frog spawn, with lashings of cold hairspray. Mmmmmm delicious.!
7.30am - After a long bath in boiling Goats milk, a couple of glasses of champer's, all the journalist's get together to discuss the day's agenda over a croissant or 2.
12.00pm – Dinnertime, and a trip to one of the more exclusive restaurants in the country. A Maximum Lies favorite is Lobster furmidor followed by an equally extravagant desert.
 14.30pm - A quick look through the Broadsheets, the Tabloids, TV quick, PC Zone and the Salford Advertiser. This is followed by a short nap of about 2 hours.
17.00pm - Down to the pub for several swift pints and a go on the fruit machines.
22.00pm - After a hard day's slog, we generally settle down at home with a large glass of very expensive whisky and think about things we've heard during the day to put on the site.
 00.00am - If we are still conscious after the copiuos amount of alcohol consumed, we try and find the time to update the site with all of the truth's we've uncovered on our travels.
00.05am - Hot chocolate, a story and then bed time.
So there you have it. The Truth. In its purist form is created here at Maximum Lies. If it's on this page it must be the truth.
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