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Miscellaneous
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Written by Nick C
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 Hey, all you crazy followers of fashion, check this! Have you seen the latest in radical 21st century science fiction coats or what? They’re functional, classy, cutting edge, dynamic with cryogenic compatibility. Keeping warm in the winter has never been so. . . bodacious!
This season is all about embellishment, don’t you know! Gray is the new pink, red is the new black and pale crimson is the new Manchester City away strip. The knee high socks just scream 1987!
The seasons must have accessory is a crotch-less donkey jacket. Get down and funky to your local Harrods and pay over the odds for the latest trends and hideous fashion accessories.
If your bag is expensive clothes and luxury tat, then this is for you. Wear them about town. Wear them to par-tey. Wear them at a court hearing.
Vivienne Westwood clothing sale starts Monday! Are you mental enough? Flairs are back in, skin tight water wings are out.
It’s contemporary at best, and contemptible at worst.
It’s not what you wear; it’s how you wear it you gullible bast*rds!
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