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Written by Pete G   

Jon Bon Jovi is to be knighted. Sir Jon Bon Jovi as he will soon be known has taken the queens fancy with hit's such as 'living on a prayer' and 'keep the faith'.


'I love Mr Bon Jovi's faith appeal. He is an old school religious man, with lovely songs', said the queen.

High-flyer Bon Jovi is reported to be pleased, but angry, with the accolade. ‘I’m dead chuffed, but very angry’, blurted Bon Jovi, ‘I love the Queen and all that she stands for, but quite honestly why Tommy had to work on the docks while Gina had to work the diner all day I’ll never know. It’s tough, so tough. You’ve got to hold on, ready or not. You live for the fight when it’s all that you’ve got. Get it queenie?’


Bon Jovi’s new album ‘Honchoed Cookies’ will be released later this year and will be include a picture of the knighting ceremony on the cover.

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