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Written by Nick C
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 It can be exclusively revealed by Maximumlies, that Michael Jackson was innocent of all the stuff he was ever accused of, ever. In fact news has come to light that will absolve the Prince of Pop of all charges of weirdness.
An unnamed source told a Maximumlies journalist whilst waiting for a bus outside Meadowbrook mental hospital in Salford, that Michael Jackson was in fact one of the most normal people in the world.
‘Michael’s normality has been measured against an average ‘normal’ and on a scale of 1 – 10, Michael comes in at 11. As bizarre as it sounds, the CIA’s normometer rates Michael as even more normal than the most average normal that has EVER lived.’ said the secret bus stop bloke.
‘Michaels ever changing face was in fact a mark of his normality, as is his single rhinestone covered white glove and his half mast pants made from turtle skin. It’s all of you lot that needed to be put on trial. You moronic weirdos.’
The man, dressed in a red leather jacket and a face mask, went on to say (in a ranting fashion),’ Just because my bedroom is rigged with cameras and other security devices preventing any unauthorised persons from entering my abode whilst I REST with my child/animal friends, people think I’m up to no good.’
There's nothing strange about that then, is there?
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