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 After years of speculation, debate and out right fabrication, the time may have come that the Beatles reform.
In the past, squabbles between band members had stood in the way of their long awaited reformation. But with 50% of the Beatles no longer around there doesn’t appear to be anything left to prevent the reunion.
“I still have a problem wi’ John, but I’m prepared to overlook this for the good of the music. It’s Ringo who really gets on me nerves. He better not speak to me, or even look at me otherwise I’ll smash me bleedin’ guitar round ‘is fat ‘ead.", said Paul, brother of the more famous and more talented Brian McCartney.
When asked about the re-union, Ringo told a Maximum Lies journalist, “ My feud wi’ George Harrison isn’t over by a long chalk. And as for McCartney, I’ll friggin’ kill that ponce if he so much as looks at me. I don’t have a problem wi’ John. Except his wife.”
We have been unable to approach John & George regarding the reunion, but a friend of a friends cousins mum, who's a psychic bloke, told Maximumlies, ”I've spoke to John and Georgie and they agree. They don't mind! Obviously, I'll have to play in their place. Johnny and Georgie both insist I play their bits.”
Could be a great night.
Next week, Adam and the Ants reform, second in the insect music reformation series.
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