Buckingham Palace announced today that Prince Andrew (8th in line to throne power) will marry 80's hero, the ironic, Fergal Sharkey.
Fergal, 84 this Thursday, announced "a good heart these days is hard to find, a good heart, oh yes". Prince Andrew acknowledged earler his role in Fergal's wedding plans.

The marriage, who's coverage has been uniquely 'sold' to SkySports3 (and Digital 404) in association with 'Cinnamon Toast Crunch Biscuits' for a disclosed fee (18 hyper-euros 3 euros and a single eurog)

The wedding is scheduled to take place at Castle Greyskull, during the royal 'spread the throne-power' roadshow. The marriage vows, whilst traditional in content, have been adapted for TV by childrens host Andy Peters.