Big hit maestro and 80's 'face' Fergal Sharkey marked the release of his new album 'you too are a thief' with a sponsorship deal worth a reported £28m spread over 4 years.

B & Q are said to behind the big money offer, this has yet to be confirmed by Sharkey's agent, but a source close to the star admitted it was 'a large retail DIY chain, with orange paint tendancies'.

Fergal will release his new single 'Now I've found a heart, I'll build a home for it with my new found, reasonably priced, power tool collection' next month.