In 1995 they were voted the most influential rock & roll group of the century, and now they're back with a new explosive single for the charity 'S.H.I.T.E.S'.

For those unfamiliar with the work done by the charity 'S.H.I.T.E.S.', they rescue the small pieces of food that often become lodged in the kitchen sink plughole. This is then sent to Campbell’s food factory, who use the various pieces of food/gunk in their famous Scotch Broth soup.

Jimi Hendrix style celebrity chef Antony Worrall Thompson has been accused of being a heavy user of Scotch Broth, preferring the Campbells patented 'eyeball injection method(TM)'.

Recently after a particulalry high dosage, Anthony, at a high society dinner proceeded to perform a Marcel Marceau type routine, miming the story of the Boer War and the history of Nazi Germany wearing only his best nappy.

The double 'A' side single named, 'We've got the S.H.I.T.E.S.' & 'Fool the Public at Christmas' is set to sell in the region of 16 copies, which will guarantee the group number 1 slot for up to 10 weeks.

'H', Steps manic front man described the record as 'phenomenal' and has pledged to perform dental surgery on himself if the project fails. 'This record is f**kin' s**t hot man. I'll f**kin kill anyone who say's it's not', Peter Waterman told a Maximum Lies spokesman.

Time will tell if this incredible record will flop or not, but as the old saying goes, '3 in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush'.

Congratulations.