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 British Royalty members Charles and Camilla have been voted 'Most Beautiful couple of the Century' by three competing publications. Pope Power Magazine, Royal Report and Friday Night on the Thames Weekly all polled readers with the provocative question 'Which couple consitutes true beauty, both in stunning good looks and beautiful inner-self?'
The public chose Brad Pitt and Tracy Barlow, Claudia Schiffer and Benny Hill and Ant and Dec as the three runners up. But, when the votes were counted, Charles and Camilla easily walked away with the title because 'they are beautiful, perfect, a full representation of mankind in a neat little package - the best in Christendom!', boasted Pope Power Magazine.
'Charles has natural good looks and this makes him a winner from the off, he has an air of working class humbleness which helps him slip into any environment unoticed. If it wasn't for his upbringing, bodyguards, opinions, etc he would largley be ignored', claimed Royal Report.
 Friday Night on the Thames added 'whilst Camilla has a warmth of character that is obvious to all, it's her stunning looks that make this poll vote so convincinly true. She would be welcome on any Friday Night on the Thames sponsored riverboat cruises - just for people to look at, for example.'
Charles press secretary John Wiseman, has sidestepped comments made about the poll so far referring to it menacingly as, 'good news, but a little too far off the mark I think. We have ways of making changes to the lives of magazine staff.'
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