Yesterday, Parliament passed a motion, which will allow hunting with dogs of the unpopular creature, the Mountain Gorilla, all in the name of Sport.

'Over recent years, Great Britain has had an increasing problem with the Mountain Gorilla, killing plants on farmers property. This pest has to be eradicated from our land and maybe even remove it from the planet altogether.’ said the Cabinet Minister for Death, 'Our new hunting law will allow Gorilla's to be hunted with Dogs, Horses, Lions and Elephants, along side huntsmen and women wielding an AK47 or an equivalent rapid shooting device, riding on Imperial AT-AT Walkers.'

Use of Tanks and Star Destroyers are also to be permitted under the new legislation, and should see the end of the Mountain Gorilla's reign of terror on these shores. 

A top huntsman from Kent said 'I'm overjoyed with the ruling and can't wait to get blasting these despicable creatures from the Earth.'

Sky Sports 1 will be screening the first of its live Hunting shows on Sunday afternoon, replacing the popular live Sunday football, with the even more popular blood thirsty Hunting show.

The fun begins at 10.30am and will be showing all day until the bugger is caught and killed.

Oh what fun!