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Politics
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Written by Nick C
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 George W. Bush, in a tediously long-winded speech to his ex-White House cronies, declared his intention to continue the spread of ‘Freedom’ around the globe.
‘Our goal is to free the world from who ever we see as a problem to our expansion around the globe. At the moment we are spoilt for choice for who to start on next.’ warned Bush.
‘We’ve done a fantastic job in liberating Iraq from the evil death machine, Saddam Hussein, and we’ve replaced him with chaos, fear and a more effective ‘Death Machine’ i.e. the American army. We now plan to do the same all over the Middle East. We will be starting with either Syria or Iran. I haven’t made my mind up yet. Who ever pisses me off first is for it!’
In his inaugural speech he is reported to have said, "All who live in tyranny and hopelessness can know: The United States will not ignore your oppression, or excuse your oppressors. When you stand for your liberty, we will stand with you. . .”, but what wasn’t reported is that then he said, “. . . but beware, because I could also choose to blast the living s**t out of you all at any moment.”
‘Any country who is under the evil eye of the US government must bear in mind; we won’t be paying too much attention to U.N. rules when it comes to the crunch. So don’t expect to get any back up from those wusses.’
The ‘Freedom Tour’ is due to re-start at some time soon, so start digging everybody and good luck!
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