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Politics
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Written by Pete G
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 Fear not, all you chocolate loving, alcoholic, Belgium lovers. The recent disappearance of Belgium is to be explained in a live multi cast broadcast throughout the world by a well-known, prolific Evil Genius.
In a diabolical move by the Super Criminal ‘Ainsley Harriot’, Belgium had been removed from it’s original location and currently being re-constituted in the delightful location of the Mediterranean Ocean using the most up to date ‘Ronco™ Laser Re-Configulator’, constructed in geo-stationary orbit around the planet by his henchmen/women/children.
‘At first I thought I’d use Belgium as my new ‘Evil Base’, but having test driven it for a while, I don’t think it’s what I’m looking for and I will be searching for a new Super Criminal Hideout, probably underground.’.
 Ainsley, Russell Grant’s arch-enemy, had recently been defeated by the Astrologer in a huge space battle involving all sorts of complicated space equipment and weapons. This latest move by Ainsley is the first of many horrendous acts planned by the Chef to re-establish himself as the World’s Premier Super Criminal.
The next War of the Worlds (titled:The Harriet Strikes Back) is scheduled for March 17th.
We at Maximum Lies wish the participants all the best and best of luck and well done and hello!
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