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Politics
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Written by Nick C
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 A report from Scotland Yard has indicated that a sharp rise in levels of 'knob heads' is causing concern amongst police.
‘If you compare today’s knob head level with that of 5 years ago, you notice that they have actually trebled. Cops on the beat come across gangs of knob heads on every street corner. These knob heads are usually the young children of older knob head parents.’
This report comes off the back of another report regarding the increase of morons and brain dead thugs. Altogether knob heads, morons and thugs combined with the rapid rise of idiots is causing major problems for the already over worked police force.
Chief of the Police at Scotland Yard said, ‘All four of our officers are having trouble keeping the country a safe place to be. Up until now we’ve kept Britain safe & tidy with heavy-handed tactics such as using mace and rubber bullets at every opportunity. Only yesterday I had to shoot a young boy and his mother as they were leaving grubby, greasy fingerprints all over the door of a local newsagents. It is disgusting behaviour like this that has led to the ‘Shoot on sight’ policy we are now employing around the country. Everybody is now a suspect for every crime that has ever been committed since the dawn of time. This will continue until we have a corpse for every crime we have on record.’
So the message is stay indoors, don’t go out ever again. Keep all doors and windows locked, stock up on food and turn out all lights. Use blackout curtains, line your home with lead and move to high ground.
You should be safe then.
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