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Politics
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Written by Chris S
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Leaders of the prestigious Church of Wales have announced plans to further bolster the modern blustering image of Cardiff. In recent years with the development of the old coal refinery district into the Millennium Stadium complex, the welsh pontiff feels that this planned development will definitely put Cardiff on the global map.
The 'Charlotte Church' will be designed especially to lure the younger population to the power and audacity of the Church of Wales. It will be built on the site of the derelict yet ever popular “Vibes Health Studio and Massage”.
“We have cleansed this land and feel the area’s history plays perfectly with our plans to sex up the church in general. Charlotte is young, vibrant and firm."
“In her stance that religion has played a large part in her amazing life, personally I feel she will be canonised shortly after she hopefully performs at the grand opening spectacular ceremony planed as soon as we have enough navvies enlisted to construct the building as a foreigner on the cheap.”
Charlotte herself remains speechless about the proposals.
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