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Politics
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Written by Nick C
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 Ordinary people throughout the country have been stockpiling on stones and pebbles since the news broke this week that they would become the new currency of our fabulous country.
A spokesman for the Bank of England had this to say on the matter, ‘Can you believe the bloody nerve of the British public. Collecting stones like there is no tomorrow. If we were to implement the new system then nearly everybody would be millionaires, and we definitely can’t have that.’
A new system will be thought of this weekend and implemented at the first opportunity. An insider from the government has tipped off Maximumlies that it could be something to do with coloured buttons.
We’ll keep you informed!
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