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Politics
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Written by Nick C
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 The Roman Catholic Church has spoken about its unhappiness at a book claiming that Jesus was addicted to 'Rice Krispies'. A representative of the spokesman of the Vicar of Dibley slammed the book, labeling it as 'a disgrace. I couldn’t put it down. I hate it!'.
Charlie Drake is the author of the controversial book, 'Christ’s Krispies™’ which is a best seller around the world and Church leaders are worried that people will believe what the book has to say.
Arch-Cardinal Vader has said, "Drake has chosen to hypnotize his readers, using crazy evil words like ‘evidence’ and ‘proof’. I find it preposterous that people would believe what this man has to say. Why would people base their beliefs on the word of one book? I ask you! The Bible clearly states, Jesus insisted on 'Coco Pops' because '. .it turns the milk chocolatey'. I suggest the author take another look at his Bible.”
As a result of Mr. Drake’s apparent disrespect for the 'set in stone' beliefs of the church, a 'fatwa' has been issued by the Vatican.
"As soon as we rid the bleedin’ world of all these people daring to think, the better. I implore all fellow Catholics to turn against Mr. Drake and boo him in the street" said one bitterly outraged clergyman.
The fatwa dished out by the Roman Catholic Church is a new thing that has been stolen from another religion.
Catholic leaders are set to go ballistic at a cinema near you soon.
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