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Science
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Written by Nick C
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 After 100 years of making Pop music, Sir Clifford Richard has decided it's time for a change. Cliff has had major plastic surgery to change his appearance.
The appearance of a chimpanzee.
'Having scoured the record book's, it seems there has never been an ape or monkey with a number one single on Earth or any other planet. My aim is to have a christmas number 1 in my new guise as a chimpanzee'
Cliff has also changed his name to 'Bubbles', after Micheal Jackson's chimpanzee son of the same name.
You crazy Monkey!
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