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Written by Nick C   

After 100 years of making Pop music, Sir Clifford Richard has decided it's time for a change. Cliff has had major plastic surgery to change his appearance.

 

The appearance of a chimpanzee.


'Having scoured the record book's, it seems there has never been an ape or monkey with a number one single on Earth or any other planet. My aim is to have a christmas number 1 in my new guise as a chimpanzee'

Cliff has also changed his name to 'Bubbles', after Micheal Jackson's chimpanzee son of the same name.


You crazy Monkey!

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