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Science
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Written by Nick C
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 Next summer, in order to stay alive, we suggest you all stay away from the latest creature alleged to have resulted from those ghastly genetic experiments.
Apparently a new breed of killer ladybird has been unleashed upon the British public, intending to destroy everything and if necessary, everyone in it’s path.
Britain’s regular ladybirds are harmless creatures, satisfied with eating old toilet paper and cheese and onion crisps.
But, these new fangled ladybirds are not so easily pleased. Almost 10’ft in length and 8’ft tall, these nasty sods have a taste for endangered species such as woolly mammoth’s, pterodactyls, cuddly baby kittens and puppies.
Oh, and humans and worse still, other ladybirds.
Scientists predicted that, if it weren’t for the impending invasion and subsequent take over of the Earth by slugs, scheduled for 2146, these pesky ladybirds would be taking over the Earth.
Oh yeah, and they're radioactive as well.
Prepare for Armageddon.
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