After hours of research, scientists today announced a discovery of major impact. They found that a person who had a good breakfast of 'Frog Spawn' in the morning went on to have a more productive day than those who didn't. 

The test proved so conclusive that stores up and down the country are falling over themselves to get the first shipment of 'Foil Fresh Frog Spawn'. One of the Scientists, Dr. Jimmy Nail, had this to say, 'I find that a bowl full of warm Frog Spawn with cold milk poured over is the most satisfactory breakfast in the world. FACT.'