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Sport
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Written by Pete G
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 The recently built sports centre in Flirkshire has become extremely popular in the last few weeks due to the range of activities it offers its patrons. Feast your eyes on the Flirkshire Herald's roundup of the range of sports available;
Indoor Sky Diving – This popular new indoor sport that’s sweeping the nation. Please provide your own life support machine and other life saving equipment.
American Long ball – Very similar to Danish long ball. Replace the word ‘ball’ with ‘explosives’ and you’ll get the idea.
Badger Baiting – The worlds first indoor Badger baiting club. This was introduced to complement the other popular indoor blood sports, such as our ever-popular indoor fox hunting. We can provide several ravenous hounds and half a dozen horses.
"Our state of the art 60 x 40ft square amphitheatre provides no place to hide for the sh*t scared foxes and badgers."
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