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Steve's Ideas
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Written by Steve M
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I don't know about you but I am astounded by the amount of remote controls the average household owns. How annoying is it when you want to play a DVD and you spend about twenty minutes looking for the right remote? When you have found the three you need it takes another 20 minutes to make all the relevant setting changes.
Help is at hand, I have been lucky enough to see a secret report from the japanese giant SONY who are launching the first fully voice operated home entertainment system. Remotes will be a thing of the past as the TV, DVD, Video & Cable will all be voice operated from the comfort of your arm chair.
The system which will be launched early in the new year and will be available with regional dialects for ease of use at a cost of around 7 million yen, I know I have started saving already, can you believe that you will be able to survive without it.
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Written by Steve M
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Ok, so you're stressed, you don't want to be in work and then what happens? You get mail you don't want to read, pop-up's offering you everything from pole dancers to house insurance and unwanted MSN's from people asking you to do things that, quite honestly, you'd rather not do.
It's time to breathe a sigh of relief. What about 'Mood sensitive keyboard' (patent applied for) - this device plugs into any normal PC or laptop and detects, from the weight used to press the keys and amount of sweat on your fingers, the likely level of stress you are suffering.
Armed with this information it calculates from in-built formulae, your current stress level and changes your personal setting to block offensive email, pop-up's and MSN messenger.
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Written by Steve M
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Let have it right, removing wallpaper that's been there for several years isn't high on anybody’s wish list. Fear not help is at hand...
What about a handy scraper with built in FM radio? The radio which is conveniently built into the handle could come with ear plugs and digital read out for ease of tuning. Then you could while-away the tedium listening to your favourite radio station.
Maybe even a version of this exciting DIY tool would also include a calorie counter to measure the pounds dropping off....
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Written by Steve M
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Now we've all heard of the idea of putting the loo roll in the fridge after a curry the night before. This is all well and good but it only gives you two alternatives and much planning is needed, and lets have it right after a night on the ale and a curry the last thing your thinking about is the day after.
So the idea is to have a manually operated toilet tissue dispenser that you can vary the tempreture at the push of a button . So when you sit on the loo you can decide at what temperature the paper will be delivered; cold for the curry situation described above, normal for everyday deliverance and warm/hot for that cold chilly morning!
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Steve's Ideas
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Written by Steve M
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Let's have it right men, none of us like being dragged round shops at weekend. Ikea, Comet & Curry's led by the wife, them thinking that's what Saturdays were invented for....
What we need to brighten up our expeditions are fast food take aways located inside these superstores.
Can you imagine how much fun it would be going to Curry's and picking up a widescreen TV with a chicken madras or nipping to B&Q to get some white gloss and a 12" hot & spicy . Shopping on a Saturday wouldn't be that bad after all!
Thank's Ant a sterling suggestion!
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