Ok, so you're stressed, you don't want to be in work and then what happens? You get mail you don't want to read, pop-up's offering you everything from pole dancers to house insurance and unwanted MSN's from people asking you to do things that, quite honestly, you'd rather not do.

It's time to breathe a sigh of relief. What about 'Mood sensitive keyboard' (patent applied for) - this device plugs into any normal PC or laptop and detects, from the weight used to press the keys and amount of sweat on your fingers, the likely level of stress you are suffering. 

Armed with this information it calculates from in-built formulae, your current stress level and changes your personal setting to block offensive email, pop-up's and MSN messenger.

The keyboard could scan for changes 100,000 times per second so you can be confident that from now on your PC will always work with you and understand how your feeling.

Coming soon to most good computer outlets and highstreet shops!