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TV Review
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Written by Nick C
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East Enders
In the square this week, Dirty Den comes back from the dead for a third time as he manages to break through his concrete overcoat after 6 years of being buried underground. Babs, Phil and Grant return after 3 years off. Mark Fowler recovers from aids and returns after 3 years off. Wicksy returns after 10 years off. Lofty returns after 15 years off. Just a typical week in Walford really.
Coronation Street
After the revelation about the soaps reality status, Ken Barlow shrugs off his nice bloke image, and whips up hatred in the Rovers Return. The cast proceed to burn and loot the street. Mike Baldwin comes back from the dead and shags Monica, Tyrone’s pet dog.
Emmerdale
Turner realises he’s forgotten his lines and looses his mind in war games with the President. The Vicar massacres a flock of sheep and aliens abduct Jack Sugden.
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