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The Ken Effect
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received by Pete
Dear Maximumlies,

I was reading your excellent on-line publication when I my eye fell out.

Although I've recovered since, I can't help but wonder if the Kenneth Brannagh incident you reported on had had some kind of effect on me.

Yours perplexed,

John Barnes - Wakefield
Well done
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received by Nick
Dear people,

Good. Like it. Truthful. Medication. Help. aaaarrrrrgggghhhh.

Dead.
Sounded Good
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received by Pete
Dear Jimmy,

Sorry about the name - I though it sounded good to put something down. You see no-one likes addressing letters to other people. So I've set the record straight.

Buck Rogers, Bristol
Blue Sky
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received by Pete
Dear Maximumlies,

Here is little poem I wrote about my brother Keith;

Where are you Keith?
Bringing home the blue sky
What are you Keith?
Helping with the Fall Guy
Who are you Keith?
Shameless creature of mythology
Why are you Keith?
It's all because of Dublin,
Don't die for Maggie Phylbin,
You make my life worth living

Kenny Chegwin, Eccles
Good Work
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received by Pete
Dear Man,

After reading your thing I noticed something about what I'd nearly seen once and you know what? It made me think. If perhaps I'd not seen it again I might have forgot it.

Jimmy Change, Shepford
Fantastic
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received by Pete
Dear ML,

You're site is fantstic. Please tell me how you manage to do it?

Brian Tulip, Farn Islands.
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