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Easter Renamed ChocoTime in Bid to Fill Pews
politics - author: Pete
Jesus ChocoTime Today Church leaders have announced an 'historic change to the Christian Festival Easter', which it is alleged, 'will align the festival with the season’s modern view'

The church sees the changes as 'crucial to the future success of our religion, aiming to continue the huge market share we've had over the centuries well into this millennium'

The full details of the changes to the well known festival have yet to be formally documented but Maximumlies sources have obtained the details from a reliable religious bloke within the Church.......Full story...
Saddam Freed After Trial Admits 'He is Vader’s Real Son'
politics - author: Pete
saddam hussein The ongoing Saddam Hussein trial in a highly secure compound in Iraq has continued to reveal startling facts about the once untouchable Iraqi dictator and reached an unexpected dramatic climax today.

The trial lapsed almost immediately into chaos as Saddam began the day’s proceedings by shouting, 'War crimes? Are you all crazy pigs? If anything this trial should be about SPACE crimes! Don't you know who I am?'

The judge politely asked Hussein to take his seat and wait for his opportunity to defend himself after the prosecution had completed it's initial days content.

Saddam, back in his seat, smiled widely as the prosecution took the floor;

'Saddam, you stand here today accused of some of the most terrible crimes the world has ever seen. Over the course of the last year you have repeatedly called for what, on the surface, can only be described as a bizarre set of witnesses, for example;

'You cited, your brother, Grand Mof Tarkin-Hussein as a character witness......Full story...
Cowell and Anan Scrap 'Tedious' Political Agenda of the UN
politics - author: Pete
kofi anan simon cowell Kofi Anan, UN Secretary General, has finally fulfilled a long-standing childhood ambition this week. He has re-recorded and released George Clinton's seminal 'One Nation Under a Groove' cleverly changing the words to 'One UN with Something to Prove'.

Produced and funded by music industry 'bad boy' Simon Cowell, the single is 'Kofi's own take on what the UN is all about', said Cowell, 'and will hopefully help me in my bid for a political career, whilst proving Kofi is more than just a straight bloke.'

Cowell and Anan, it appears, are joining forces to bring the world of Government and Entertainment together. A joint venture which may just have the ingredients to make sweet music across the world political landscape.

The single which will have it's debut in the UN headquarters in Brussels next week has made Anan a little anxious about the change of style for the UN, 'I think it's good for the future on the UN. But I am a little worried about singing live, if I can talk Simon into letting me lip-sync my first show I'll feel a little better.......Full story...
People Blamed for Rise in World Unrest
politics - author: Pete
people In a new study published today, leading academics at Cambridge University England have firmly pointed the finger of blame for recent world troubles and general world unrest at 'people'.

"During our in-depth analysis of world events we found one major commonality over and over again - People", said the reports author Dr. Brian DePalma-Tompkinson.

"The prominence of People in all these scenarios became just too much to ignore by the end of the fact gathering stage of our investigation."

The report has dared to asked the question 'In a world going wrong, who is to blame?' and it's conclusions have sent shock waves through political landscapes across the globe......Full story...
Australia Name Change Inevitable?
politics - author: Pete
australia name change What would you associate more with our Antipodean friends, the word 'Australia' or the word 'Lassiters' or even 'Udigowa 2'?

I'm sure the result of any referendum asking that question would be a closely matched affair with any winner holding an unstable and small majority. But this raging debate may now have reached a climax with Australia looming tantilisingly close to its infamous 'end of name lease' clause. A clause built into the very founding contract that formed Australia all them decades ago.

There have been renewed calls this week, mostly from the exreme right, for the contract to be renewed automatically giving the country its 'Australia' title for a further 100 years.......Full story...
Cheeky Clark Outlaws Cheek
politics - author: Pete
frank clark The UK Government has finally launched, Home Secretary Frank Clark's much maligned, 'Cheekiness - the route of all crime' campaigns.

'Don't be too cheeky' kicks off next week with a direct televised request by the Prime Minister for 'the criminal fraternity to lower their cheek levels and higher their non-cheeky tendencies'.

'If you're still being cheeky after we've asked you specifically not to be there......Full story...
I'm Eatin' It!
politics - author: Pete
mcdonalds Burger giants McDonalds launch their 'feel and see the difference' product range today.

'Normally when you have one of our burgers, you don't necessarily feel and see the difference in yourself straight away. With our new product line up you most certainly will......Full story...

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