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One Legged People in Suprise Leg Give Away
science - author: Pete
one legged man There has been growing concern today as popular charity LEGLOCATE announced 'in order for our members to continue their current standards of living, they are starting to release ownership of their good limbs. Clearly this situation is difficult for our members and for us.'

In a desperate attempt to prise more financial support from certain UK Government underwritten disability schemes the 'light limbed collective' have started to donate their good appendages to anyone who might be interested in owning one.......Full story...
Proof Englishman's Home Was Castle
science - author: Pete
bloke and castle 'An Englishman's home is his castle' - A phrase often vaunted around house buying magazines the world over. A phrase that until now was nothing more than a passing metaphor for home comfort.

Maximumlies however can now reveal the dark truth behind the phrase.

Until only fifty years ago the whole of England was completely covered in castles. Big detatched castles, semi-detatched castles and poorer rows of 'joined up' castles.

Inside the stony interiors lay dark tradition and crazy folklore. A place where slaves from Belgium and France cleaned the shoes of British Lords......Full story...
Wake Up And Smell The GM Coffee
science - author: Nick
necafeadJust imagine this; you wake each morning to the fruity smell of countryside flowers or the fresh aroma of a summer meadow as you sup your morning cup of coffee. To most of us this is just a fantasy only available to fictional characters in space films, but not anymore thanks to some clever giggery pokery by the boffins at Nescafe.

Genetic coffee scientists at Nescafe have developed a new innovation in coffee aroma technology. GM foods have become all the rage recently and everyone is looking to genetically modify everything from farm crops to......Full story...
The Blue Tooth Generation
science - author: Nick
BLUETOOTH2‘Blue tooth technology’ is one of the buzz phrases of the moment and its momentum is unstoppable. Currently it is possible to buy mobile phones, computers, headsets and some other electronic devices with blue tooth technology, but in the future it will be hard to find something that isn’t blue tooth compatible. And that includes you!

What is this ‘Blue tooth’ sh*t anyway? Basically it enables various devices to communicate with each other, without the need for wires. This can be useful when local devices need to transfer information between each other quickly and effortlessly....Full story...
Gravity - Solved
science - author: Pete
people pointingA new academic paper published today has at last shed some light on the old scientific mystery 'gravity'.

'We are not here to just to append our views to the well respected yet old, universal theory that surrounds 'gravity'. We are here to reveal the truth about it. Simple.', said Alan Jeffs, lead agro-physics researcher at Queens College Blackpool, whilst opening a recent press conference.

'The world is round, that much is clear.......Full story...
Unidentified Frying Object
science - author: Pete
chipsIn a sweeping move today, the UK Government's Health Department has removed all 'chips' (aka french fries) from sale across the nation.

'We are removing this item from food establishments across our country because we have uncovered the truth about it's main ingredients', Jackson Brown Health Minister told the assembled press......Full story...
New breed of flying machines
science - author: Pete
Boeing Industries PLC has a new breed of plane which is a complete departure from its traditional metal flying machines. In fact the change is so fundamental the new Boeing flying machine makes the old restrictive designs look positively stoneage and mechanical.

'Our engineers had been feeding.......Full story...
Warning: Killer Insects
science - author: Nick
ladybirdThis summer, in order to stay alive, we suggest you all stay away from the latest creature to come from those ghastly genetic experiments. A new breed of killer ladybird has been unleashed upon the British public, intending to . . . . ....Full story...

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