Site Re-Design
site news - author: Pete
I've altered the design of the site, making everything a bit 'smaller' and 'neater'. If you like the changes let us know!

If you don't like the changes, just keep it to yourself and move along....
Site Subscription / Newsletter
site news - author: Pete
Some of the more observant amongst you may have noticed that a little 'Subscribe to our Newsletter' box has appeared on the top right hand corner of our main page.

Amazing eh?

Well if you want updates from the Maximumlies Team pop your email address in there and if we can ever be bothered, we might even send a few Newsletters out.

The possibilities are endless....
Slight Site Re-Design
site news - author: Pete
Well would you believe it? We've had a slight design change for Maximumlies.

A few tweaks here and there, a bit of tinkering under the bonnet have lead to what we like to think is a slightly underwhelming change.

Anyway, as ever, if you have any comments or suggestions leave a comment or use the contact form above.

Thanks....
Spam Protection
site news - author: Pete
Due to the high volume of SPAM we receive through the comments on the site and guestbook, we've implemented a 'CAPTCHA' system for all comments.

A CAPTCHA (an acronym for "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart", trademarked by Carnegie Mellon University) is a type of challenge-response test used in computing to determine whether or not the user is human.

The CAPTCHA here on Maximumlies is a simple 'enter the following set of letters' type. Some randomly generated letters are displayed and the user must enter them to confirm they are human. The letters should prove difficult for the average spam-bot to determine.

We hope.

Anyway, if you have any problem with the new system let us know!...
Award Alert
site news - author: Pete
Looks like we've picked up another award over at the Satire Awards.

The category was 'Best Overall' and the winners were decided by users of the site.

So, thanks to everyone that voted!

The cheques are in the post....
Moving on....
site news - author: Pete
Ok things seem to be getting back to normal around here. Apart from a couple of lingering technical issues we are, for all intents and purposes, available for your continued enjoyment.

We might even start writing some regular articles again. You just never know.

Out of interest we're now regular contributors to humorfeed so pop on over for a daily intake of award winning fun!...
Site downtime
site news - author: Pete
Well what a complete nightmare the last 10 days have been.

Here's a little insight...

(1) Moved house - no broadband, no web, no life
(2) Get access through sloooooooow dial up to find web site 'missing'
(3) contact host who inform me - 'webiste hacked and therefore deleted'
(4) !

Anyway we seem to have some access back - so lets keep our fingers crossed eh!

Hopefully things will get back to normal soon.....

....not that they were ever normal anyway....
Winners
site news - author: Pete
Good news alert.

Maximumlies has won the 'Best New Site' award over at the Satire Awards

A big thankyou for all your votes!

We've also been nominated for 'Best Overall' article - so if you wanna go and vote please feel free! ...

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